just for curiosity, how many followers do you have?
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~530
although most of them do not seem very active |D;
…and i keep forgetting to make giveaways 8|;;

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molukkirapu replied to your photo “Staring Contest by itami-salami dont ask me things i’m not even here…”

Every day I go to dA I’m like “I wish there was porn” and today there was. Thank you so much for saving my day.

pfff no probelm |D
although it isn’t really considered porn by dA rules

I MANAGED TO THE SHEEP OUT OF ONE OF THOSE BITCHY CRANE MACHINES FIRST TRY OMFGthis is the same as last year btw just in another color bc craig wanted the other to have a friend BV (the sheep in the bg is not related just another one i bought her bc its better quality and didnt actually expect to get another omg)

I MANAGED TO THE SHEEP OUT OF ONE OF THOSE BITCHY CRANE MACHINES FIRST TRY OMFG

this is the same as last year btw just in another color bc craig wanted the other to have a friend BV (the sheep in the bg is not related just another one i bought her bc its better quality and didnt actually expect to get another omg)

Staring Contest by itami-salami
dont ask me things i’m not even here this is a queue

Staring Contest by itami-salami

dont ask me things i’m not even here this is a queue

was really quiet the last days but i’m at craig’s place :3so here is a thing we bought >8Vand saw in another shop 10 min later much cheaper ……<____________<

was really quiet the last days but i’m at craig’s place :3
so here is a thing we bought >8V
and saw in another shop 10 min later much cheaper ……<____________<

just another evening by itami-salami
drunk people are really annoying when you ain’t drunk

just another evening by itami-salami

drunk people are really annoying when you ain’t drunk

so i found some caterpillar in my roses and was like “oh wow you so cute *poke poke*”
and then i went to check what butterfly it turns into and turns out
IT’S THE SPAWN OF THE HUGE ASS MOTH THAT DIDN’T LET ME SLEEP 1 MONTH AGO

*cries over unfinished dolls*

I'd like to see Alexander with a baby just for laugh at their expressions. Like, the kid all happy and moving in his arms and him "oh God please you little damned thing stop moving and being so noisy >:I"
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"wow this thing is annoying throw it back in the well"

(also sorry to all the other anons who didn’t get any responses since months I really try to reply to all of them (those concerning a pic/situation that can only get answered with a pic). for most of the ones I have not answered yet I’m still trying to find a clever response e__e;)

THOSE BRITISH CHIPS ARE THE WORST I EVER HAD IN MY LIFETHEY AREN&#8217;T EVEN EDIBLE
LIKE WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DROWN THAT SHIT IN VINEGARA SINGLE ONE SMELLS LIKE A CLEANED BATHROOMTHIS MAKES ME SAD I WANT MY MINI SALAMIS BACK

THOSE BRITISH CHIPS ARE THE WORST I EVER HAD IN MY LIFE
THEY AREN’T EVEN EDIBLE

LIKE WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DROWN THAT SHIT IN VINEGAR
A SINGLE ONE SMELLS LIKE A CLEANED BATHROOM
THIS MAKES ME SAD I WANT MY MINI SALAMIS BACK

tawnyshine:

striderbeegood:

iamthedavrezi:

goatalicious:

I WANT TO COSPLAY REALLY BADASS/SCARY CHARECTERS BUT I AM BARELY FIVE FEET TALL AND LOOK LIKE A CHILD - An angry novel by me

I want to cosplay really cute small characters but I’m really tall and look like I’m in my twenties

The sequel written by me

I only want to cosplay male characters with broad shoulders, but i have crazy girly curves.

the trilogy

I want to cosplay but I am broke and live with my mom - the epilogue

kind-like-daniel:

I had to try, and drew those cuties from Itami’s comic, “The World is my Stage” be patient for it guys, it will be awesome~
Cerepen Tsoop and Lambient Estines, charas belong only to Itami.&lt;3

sakdhaksdhjashdkjhasd I still can&#8217;t thank you enough for this! ;u; They look fab in your style esp Cerepen&#8217;s hair! &gt;83omg don&#8217;t tell them such stuff everyone is gonna be even more disappointed.

kind-like-daniel:

I had to try, and drew those cuties from Itami’s comic, “The World is my Stage” be patient for it guys, it will be awesome~

Cerepen Tsoop and Lambient Estines, charas belong only to Itami.<3

sakdhaksdhjashdkjhasd I still can’t thank you enough for this! ;u; They look fab in your style esp Cerepen’s hair! >83
omg don’t tell them such stuff everyone is gonna be even more disappointed.

get a gmail?

i already changed to another email service, the issue was old i just brought it back for comparison

support for anything these days is the fuckin worst i have ever seen. first hotmail has a bunch of incompetents and now tera.

like i explained the problem for 2 year olds as they said they don’t understand and then they just fuckin copy pasted the first answer they gave me that i said didnt work.

wonder if they gonna notice i just copy pasted my reply as well.
honestly i dont even care about the blocked acc anymore i have a new ones since days already but i’d like to have the name availabe again.

I know smackjeeves is a comic hosting site. Might be what you’re looking for.

That’s actually exactly what I didn’t want xD;; But thanks anyway! <83